Att: Bastet, Goddess of Felines

To:
Bastet, Fair Goddess of Felines

Thrones of The Gods
Mintaka
Orion Constellation


Dear Goddess Bastet,

I am writing this letter to address misconducts carried out by one of your creation, a free-willed alley cat.

Today I spotted the particular cat was taking a dump right in front of my window. It is not just an ordinary window installed on a random room, it was my bedroom. The odor was quite intoxicating, meaning that the feline might had digested my neighbour's leftover dinner. For off the record, I disagree with the taste of boiled chicken which ironically they find it as a delicacy.

I was paralyzed, watching the horror happening right in front of me.
She faced to the mirror, admiring her own reflection without knowing I was there. She glanced, closed her eyes, and smiled as if she had got a limerence followed by a feeling of melancholy for having a blissful release.
The circus of extraordinary scenery was not finished afterward. She (yes, I know the feline is a female) stared deep into my eyes, directly corrupting my soul with her smokey eyes and dark delicate eye shadows. To be honest, I found her beautiful yet that doesn't mean I could amend her bringing improper and indecent conducts.

Mia is her name. I know the name because yesterday I heard a tabby tom shouted her name while having an intimate moment which also occurred in front of my window. This misconduct is also a second issue I would like to address.
As far as I know, we have not got into a mutual understanding for the use of my window for her obsession of voyeurism. Also I have not given her my consent to her for using the platform in front of my window as she pleases.

Knowing that I am merely a human -- therefore I have no right in coercing human ethics to felines -- I hereby address my concerns to you, dear Goddess, because not only that you are the head (and also the most respected) of all felines, but also because your words are powerful enough that even the inhabitants of Saqqara will bow to your almighty presence.

I am looking forward to your changing of Mia's improper behaviour to adhere to your teachings.
Else if Mia will not have changed in the near future, I will gladly have a meeting with you and Mia to discuss this issue further.


Yours sincerely,

PJ